Betty Brisk meets: Made In Chelsea's Binky Felstead

Each week Betty, The Sun's resident nosy parker, interrogates a celebrity on what makes them tick. Here Made In Chelsea star BINKY FELSTEAD discusses telling fibs, the dangers of naughty outdoor romps and why she can't fancy TOWIE's Joey Essex.

YOU'RE usually the diplomat in MIC's love war zone... but you jumped feet-first into the ruck between Cheska and Kimberley. Couldn't resist, eh?

When I see someone being two-faced and trying to pull the wool over everyone's eyes, I am not going to let them get away with it.

So, Kimberley's been selective about her past... haven't we all? Mr Brisk thinks I'm still a virgin. Haven't you ever massaged the facts?

Yes, I've told the odd fib but I wouldn't go on national television and portray myself as an angel when there was a different side to my personality.

Kimberley, of course, got caught out in front of millions of viewers. Didn't you feel even slightly sorry for her?

I guess it could have been done in a better way but that was the show's choice. It certainly made for great TV.

What on earth did the chaps see in her, do you imagine?

Simple: blonde, pretty, skinny and she giggles in all the right places — guys love that.

Have she and Richard split up now?

I think Richard sussed her out. I don't think he likes too much drama in his life. And there's only so much simpering any man can take.

Richard's jolly good-looking and loaded but don't you think he's a tiny bit wet?

Wet's a bit harsh: He's like a little Hugh Grant, very sweet.

So what's your ideal type of chap? Smooth and Sloaney?

I'm not massively Sloaney. I like a guy who's a bit rough round the edges, who makes me laugh and is going to take the p*** out of me.

TOWIE's Joey Essex... could he tick your boxes?

Joey's a bit too feminine for me. I don't like guys who spend more time getting ready than I do.

I think Francis is a complete sex god. Any chance he might be tempted by a cougar? I'd be very sensitive, and only use handcuffs occasionally.

Betty, Francis would devour a sexy cougar like you. I'd polish up the handcuffs and when you've got Francis where you want him, throw away the keys!

Sorry, 50 Shades Of Grey has turned me into a raging dominatrix, much to Mr B's horror. Have you read it?

It's on my summer reading list. I love a bit of erotic literature. I've spent many long hours enjoying all that romping in Jilly Cooper novels.

Who could you see playing the part of the novel's bondage-loving, sex-driven millionaire Christian Grey? Think any of the MIC boys could pull it off?

Well, Francis would be perfect — but why not Jamie? I think Jamie is secretly quite naughty as well.

You threatened to shave a tweeter's pubes with hedge shears... sounds like you could be a bit of a whips and leather lady yourself, am I right?

Betty, really, I am a good girl — honest! But I like giving out a bit of punishment on Twitter.

I gather you're a country girl at heart. Is canoodling in a muddy field really more romantic than a liaison in a posh hotel?

Both can be wonderful — just make sure you don't get any thorns in your bum if you're doing it in a hedge.

Where will you be in ten years' time? Married to Prince Harry? Or tied to an Aga surrounded by hordes of kids?

Definitely chained to an Aga in the country with at least three kids and a loving husband, though, lovely as he is, not Prince Harry. I don't think I could handle being a royal: I prefer a calmer life.

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