Tom & Lorenzo's Top 15 Worst Celebrity Looks of 2011
As 2011 winds down, it behooves us all to take this time to reflect on the past year. Of course one should focus on the triumphs, but that doesn’t mean one should ignore the failures. That’s where bitches like us come in. You see, celebrities are not prone to focusing on their failures. They’re quite happy to blithely continue on, deliberately unaware of the world that goes on outside their own heads.
Is Upton Park a Wayne Bridge too far for Frankie Sandford?
Frankie Sandford has admitted she talked through every game she went to at Upton Park.
The Saturdays singer said: "When Wayne was on loan at West Ham I went to nearly every game.
"But if it's a really slow match then I get a bit bored.
"My sister came with me once and we were jibber-jabbering through one game and got told off by the man sitting behind us.
"They take it so seriously. I just laugh at them all."
Bet that went down well.
We can’t allow that.
But you know? Looking over the last year of red carpet posts on this site, we think the bad stuff isn’t as bad as it was last year or the year before that. Things have toned down considerably, due most likely to the economy and the current political mood (not to mention the falling profits of Hollywood). It’s really not until we get to the Top 5 looks that the crack really settles in. Most of the following are just poorly fitted bad ideas, but not necessarily outright disasters.
We should mention that we removed certain looks from contention because, well, does Ke$ha really need to be on a “Worst Dressed” list? And if we pick ONE person at the Daytime Emmys, Latin Grammys, or Country Music Awards, then we’d have to pick ALL of them, and then we’d be here all day. No, best to whittle things down to the following.
(Larry Crowne premiere, Hollywood)
Julia Roberts helpfully demonstrates that you can be a world famous movie star in an expensive outfit but it’s not worth shit if it doesn’t fit your ass.
We worked “shit,” “ass,” and “Julia Roberts” into one sentence! We will NEVER be invited to one of her parties now!
14. Maggie Gyllenhaal in Dries Van Noten
(Hysteria photocall, Annual Rome International Film Festival)
Ah, yes. The look that launched the “smells like nursing home pee” line. It’s actually not an awful dress, but she styled it to its absolute worst effect.
Those shoes need to be burned.
13. Christina Hendricks in Something She Shouldn’t Be Wearing
(Drive gala premiere, 2011 Los Angeles Film Festival)
Because “voluptuous sex bomb” is so boring when you can go out looking like a tent revival minister’s wife in 1930!
12. Emma Roberts in Miu Miu
(Brazilian Style celebration at the Swarovski Crystallized Concept Store, NYC)
The Roberts family is dominating the list this year! Julia’s niece takes the number 12 spot with this hideously glittery schmatta.
That will be the title of our autobiography. “Hideously Glittery Schmatta: The T Lo Story.”
(She looks pretty Halloween-y, but I don't think this one is THAT bad. Wearing open-toed shoes with tights is always dead-ass wrong, though.)
11. Elizabeth Banks in Prada
(Our Idiot Brother premiere, LA)
It’s all “party in the front, invasive medical procedure in the back,” bitches!
10. Rose Byrne in Christine Alcalay
(Celebration of Gotham magazine’s September issue, NYC)
We’re pretty sure that this set of pictures singlehandedly killed the 5-minute Frankendress trend on the red carpet and for that, we have to thank Rose. Sometimes, someone’s got to wear the absolute worst example of a trend in order to kill it dead.
9. Sienna Miller in Emilio Pucci
(Lancel celebration of "135 Years Of French Legerete," Paris)
Sloppy, dirty, fringy, and awkward, it was nice to see Sienna again. Or at least, it was nice to get a reminder why we all hated Anna Wintour for telling us this mess was a style icon.
8. Julianne Moore in Lanvin
(2012 Pirelli Calendar by Mario Sorrenti gala dinner, NYC)
She’s talented, charismatic, and gorgeous, but she still dresses like an utter crazy person. Oh Julianne. We wish we could quit you. Alternately, we wish we could pick out dresses and shoes for you.
7. Adam Lambert, Dressed Like Gay Frankenstein
(2011 MTV Europe Music Awards, Belfast)
Uh oh! T Lo’s gonna get quite the shitstorm on twitter today! But really, Glamberts, can you blame us? Even if you like Adam’s fussy goth/rockabilly blend, this awkward look is not doing him any favors. And we’re not normally this rigid about animal skins in fashion, but those smurfs didn’t have to die to make you a pair of shoes, Adam.
6. Christina Aguilera in Dolce & Gabbana and L’Agence
(The Voice press ponference, Culver City)
Let’s all thank Christina for helpfully reminding us all that dressing at 30 like you did when you were 18 is at best a mistake, but at worst, a tragedy. We’ll leave it up to you to decide which one this is.
5. Kelly Rowland in Something to Get Her Picture Taken
(Jet Nightclub at the Mirage Hotel & Casino, Las Vegas)
Hey, we’re all for sexiness and flashing a little secondary sexual characteristic every now and then to get some attention. We were young, hot, and single once ourselves, you know. Well, “hot” is relative, but we believed it at the time. Anyway, our point is, Kelly isn’t on this list just because we can see her spectacular nipples; she’s on this list because this entire outfit seems to have been designed around that one idea: “Let’s show my nipples! And make them spiky and SCARY! It worked for Janet!”
Although we salute you, Kelly Rowland, for somehow, against all odds, avoiding the dreaded cameltoe. That alone saved you from hovering near the #1 spot (although you’d never have taken it; there can be only one).
4. Rosanna Arquette in Jean-Paul Gaultier
(2011 MOCA Gala, LA)
Burns when you pee, honey? You should probably see a doctor about that. But hey! You’re on a list! Well played!
3. Miley Cyrus in Winter Kate
(Justin Bieber: Never Say Never premiere, LA)
Just a reminder, in case you forgot, that Miley here is not, in fact, old enough to remember Woodstock. She’s not even old enough to remember its 30th anniversary. Also, the Miley Cyrus you see here is in fact our Miley and not some time-traveling version of her from 2035 where she’s given up her singing career and is a ceramics instructor.
Another reminder: a celebrity of her stature could pretty much get any designer to give her clothes for FREE and she chose this.
2. Hilary Duff in Rachel Roy
("The Beauty Book for Brain Cancer" launch, LA)
Hey girl! You’re pregs! Awesome! Your body has become a beautiful and burgeoning vessel for new life. This doesn’t mean you shouldn’t wear clothes that actually fit your beautiful vessel, however. We can see Rachel Roy so clearly in our mind’s eye, sobbing the next morning as these pictures hit the wires. Betcha the next time she asked a designer for a free frock, she got some resistance. “Ooookaaaay, but you’re gonna have to come in and try it on this time.”
And finally, here it is. The Ultimate Question answered: Who took the Number One slot on T Lo’s List of Awfulry?
As we said, there can be only one…
As we said, there can be only one…
1. LINDSAY LOHAN IN A DIRTY OLD PILLOWCASE
(Dw by Kanye West Spring 2012 show, Paris Fashion Week)
Ah, Paris Fashion Week. Such a bastion of taste and glamour. The perfect time and place to show up looking like the bedclothes you just woke up in 20 minutes before. The yellow teeth, cracked lips, hair you could snap like a twig, and groty toenails really complete the picture, don’t you find?
Linds, sweetie. Seek help. Everyone’s tired of this. YOU look tired of this.
Wanda & Madea Sued By Prisoner?
Jamie Foxx and Tyler Perry are reportedly being sued for $1 million each by an Oklahoma prisoner who claims the two stole his idea for their forthcoming flick "Skank Robbers."
According to documents obtained by TMZ, Shamont Lyle Sapp claims that he gave the two actors the idea to reprise their roles Wanda (from "In Living Color") and Madea (from Perry's various films) along with Martin Lawrence's Sheneneh (from "Martin") for a drama based around a mental hospital.
The legal document states that the prisoner's original concept featured:
To Sapp's surprise, who ironically is serving time for 10 bank robberies, the project is reportedly being developed into a comedy about the three characters robbing banks.
In addition to Foxx and Perry, Sapp is also suing Fox Broadcasting and producer David Zuckerman for a total of $4 million in damages.
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The legal document states that the prisoner's original concept featured:
"a male white mental patient takes Madea hostage ... He deals with phone calls from the negotiators, as Madea actually pleads for her life in a very sad tear-jerking way ... Her pleas are to be very sad. No jokes at all."
To Sapp's surprise, who ironically is serving time for 10 bank robberies, the project is reportedly being developed into a comedy about the three characters robbing banks.
In addition to Foxx and Perry, Sapp is also suing Fox Broadcasting and producer David Zuckerman for a total of $4 million in damages.
Is Upton Park a Wayne Bridge too far for Frankie Sandford?
Frankie Sandford has admitted she talked through every game she went to at Upton Park.
The Saturdays singer said: "When Wayne was on loan at West Ham I went to nearly every game.
"But if it's a really slow match then I get a bit bored.
"My sister came with me once and we were jibber-jabbering through one game and got told off by the man sitting behind us.
"They take it so seriously. I just laugh at them all."
Bet that went down well.
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